Monday, April 14, 2025

The Pilot by James Fenimore Cooper

This post was originally published on a now-retired blog that I maintained from roughly 2005 to 2013. As a result, there may be some references that seem out of date. 

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One of Cooper’s early and lesser known books, written in 1823, the same year as the first Leatherstocking Tale.

Most interesting thing is the character of Long Tom Coffin, a sailor who is in many ways the same character as Natty Bumpoo.

Well, not so much the same character as the same kind of character.

Long Tom is a sailor through and through the same way Natty is a frontiersman. His speech and thoughts are composed in nautical themes and metaphors, the same way Natty’s are based on a life on the woodland frontier. 

Second most interesting thing is the pilot (who is supposed to be John Paul Jones, but is never named as such) and his tentative ability to lead the other characters in the novel through the shoals of good and morality as well as those of the sea.

It’s not fully developed here as it is with Natty, especially in The Pathfinder, but it is there, and I think you can see Cooper beginning to tinker with the idea.

If I had nothing but time, I would go back and re-read The Leatherstocking Tales and see just how much Natty is a combination of Long Tom Coffin and the pilot.

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This post appeared on Eric Lanke's blog, an association executive and author. You can contact him at eric.lanke@gmail.com.

Monday, April 7, 2025

CHAPTER TWELVE

FARCHRIST TALES
BOOK TWO:
THE FORGOTTEN TEMPLE

After the dwarven ambassador had told the King of the fates of his son and Sir Gildegarde Brisbane, it was his sad duty to report the same news to Madeline Brisbane, the wife of the famous Knight. When the story had been told, and Madeline had hidden her teary face in her hands, young Gildegarde Brisbane II, then only three years old, entered the room and began to cry at the sight of his mother’s frightening sorrow. The child screamed, wanting to know what had happened to his father. It was Nog Shortwhiskers who took the young boy aside and told him his father had gone to see his maker, and that his father would never be coming back.

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They spent the winter in Queensburg. It was a decision easily made with autumn coming on fast. The more experienced members of the party did not want to get stuck by the winter snows when they followed the Mystic River into the Crimson Mountains in search of the forgotten temple of which Shortwhiskers had heard rumors. They rented a cottage just outside of town for the season with some money Shortwhiskers had put away in the Royal Bank of Queensburg, moved in, and waited for the snows to come.

It turned out to be a very important winter for Brisbane. At first he wasn’t sure how he should feel about it, spending so many months living with this small group of people. It wasn’t that he was concerned about getting along with Roystnof or Shortwhiskers or even Roundtower, who had elected to stay with them for a short while before moving on to Farchrist Castle. What worried Brisbane the most was having to spend that time with Illzeezad Dantrius.

Roystnof had asked the mage to stay and Dantrius had readily agreed. They had worked out some sort of partnership and over the winter they planned to spend much of their time together, combining their magical knowledge together and seeing what they could teach each other. Roystnof had asked Brisbane if he wanted to sit in on these little sessions and, at first, Brisbane had agreed, more so he could spend time with Roystnof than to pick up any magical information.

“Roystnof tells me you were once his apprentice of sorts,” Dantrius said to Brisbane at the first such meeting.

“Well,” Brisbane said defensively. “We were a little closer than that.”

“Oh sure, sure,” Dantrius said. “I just meant that he has already taught you some magic.”

“Yes,” Brisbane said. “That’s true.”

Dantrius seemed to grow before Brisbane’s eyes. “Like what? I mean, how far has your training progressed?”

Brisbane felt like he was being interrogated. “I don’t know. Not far. I really only know one spell.”

Dantrius grinned. “Well, maybe I can teach you something more impressive. Would you like that?” Dantrius laughed.

Brisbane did not attend any more of the meetings. Dantrius was spooky and Brisbane did not trust him a single bit. His face was scarred from the erosion that had taken place when he had been a stone statue in the basilisk’s garden, and the sight of him made Brisbane sick to his stomach. Roystnof had said before he had transformed Dantrius back to flesh that the years the mage had spent in solitude could well have driven him insane. Brisbane became more and more sure of that fact as the days of that winter in Queensburg wore on. Dantrius was insane. He was not a raving psychotic lunatic, but rather he had gone quietly insane and it was only a matter of time before he hurt someone. Brisbane’s feeling was that the weasel Shortwhiskers spoke of was in hiding, patiently waiting for his moment to strike.

In one of the few times Brisbane could get Roystnof alone that season, he told his wizard friend all about his fears and the things Shortwhiskers had told him about Dantrius and the expedition to Dragon’s Peak.

“I did not know any of this,” Roystnof said, referring to Shortwhiskers’ story. “But I can only take Nog’s word for it.”

“He betrayed his King,” Brisbane said. “He was a spy working for Dalanmire.”

“That is what Nog believes,” Roystnof said. “I don’t know about you, but I have known our dwarven friend to be wrong before.”

“Are you calling Nog a liar?”

“No,” Roystnof said. “Of course not. All I’m saying is that Nog has no proof Dantrius was in league with Dalanmire. You said he said that himself. It was only a feeling he had. A feeling he felt was too strong to be incorrect. All I am saying is that Nog could be mistaken.”

Brisbane conceded. “Okay, maybe Nog is wrong about that incident. I still think Dantrius is dangerous. You saw how he reacted when you transformed him. Or maybe I should say how he didn’t react. He stepped out of his decades-long coma like he was stepping out of the rain, and Roundtower…the way that Roundtower—” Brisbane’s voice was rising.

“Gil,” Roystnof said. “Calm down. Why are you getting so upset?”

Brisbane held his breath. “Roy,” he said in a measured tone. “Can you explain to me why Dantrius didn’t emerge from his coma like a screaming lunatic as Ignatius did?”

“No,” Roystnof said. “I cannot. All I can say is that the experience of being turned to stone affects different people in different ways. Ignatius was ignorant of what had happened to him. He suddenly found himself alone in a world of void. He existed in the conscious state for two weeks but he could perceive nothing around him. He may have even thought that he had died.”

Brisbane looked at the ground.

“Illzeezad,” Roystnof went on, “on the other hand, is a wizard like myself and knew about things like basilisks and petrification spells. You saw him use gaze reflection. He must have known what had happened and that knowledge left him better prepared to deal with the situation. He may have been able to actually sleep those years away. It all depends on how relaxed he was.”

Brisbane didn’t buy it. “Roy, when Dantrius came out of it, didn’t you feel for just an instant that he had known when he was going to be revived?”

“Gil, I—”

Brisbane did not let Roystnof continue. “Did you or did you not feet that?”

Roystnof paused. “For a moment, yes, I did. But it would be impossible.”

“Roy, according to Nog, it has been forty-two years since anyone saw Dantrius alive. Now, there’s no way to tell how many of those years he spent in that garden, but from the way his statue had eroded, he had obviously been there for quite some time.”

“Yes,” Roystnof agreed.

“Forty-two years, Roy. Forty-two years. I don’t care how mentally prepared you are, no one can spend forty-two years in that kind of solitude and not be affected by it.”

“I never said Illzeezad wasn’t affected by his experience.”

“Don’t call him that!” Brisbane exploded. “You say his name like you guys are brothers or something. You don’t know anything about him!”

Roystnof stepped back. Brisbane was immediately sorry he had shouted. He had not wanted to do that.

“Gil,” Roystnof said gently. “What is this really all about?”

Brisbane looked into his friend’s eyes and let the truth spill out of him. “I don’t like him, Roy, and I don’t like the way you two have been inseparable since you transformed him. I don’t trust him and he scares me. There’s something wrong with him and the things Nog has told me about him do not help to calm my nerves. He’s a man from another time and he doesn’t belong here. Why are you becoming so chummy with him?”

Roystnof sat down. “Gil, this is going to be hard for me to explain. I do not doubt anything you have told me about Dantrius, for indeed, I have felt many of these things myself. And I also have my own fears about him. Do not forget how much time we have spent together. I am not blind during our meetings. I see what kind of man Illzeezad Dantrius is.”

“What do you mean?” Brisbane asked.

“He is planning something. I do not know what it is but everything he does is done to forward this plan. I am somehow part of it. He is taking the new type of magic I am teaching him and crafting it to his own purpose. He is, in effect, using me.”

Brisbane was baffled by the admission. “Then why on earth do you let him do it?”

“Because I am using him, too. I am learning so much from him. His magic is unlike anything I have seen before. It deals almost entirely with illusion, whereas my magic, the kind I taught you, actually alters things in the material world. Dantrius’ magic only appears to change things.”

Brisbane was puzzled. “But isn’t that weaker than your magic?”

Roystnof shook his head. “Weaker? No, Gil, it is not weaker than our magic. It is more subtle, but it is not weaker.”

“I’m not sure I understand.”

Roystnof smiled. “I don’t understand it fully myself, yet. But I don’t want you to worry about things. I have the situation well in hand. I am aware of the potential danger Dantrius represents and I am on the lookout for it. Believe it or not, I am a very careful person by nature.”

Brisbane smiled, too. “Okay, Roy. I just wanted you to know how I felt.”

“Message received. I expect sometime this winter Illzeezad and I will run out of things to teach each other and we will go our separate ways.”

Brisbane had hoped so. He was glad that Roystnof hadn’t accused him of being jealous of Dantrius, although it was probably true and Roystnof probably sensed it. But just because it was childish to be jealous of Dantrius for occupying Roystnof’s attention, that did not keep Brisbane from feeling that way.

As a result of this discussion, and similar incidents throughout the season, Brisbane found himself spending less and less time with Roystnof and more and more time with Shortwhiskers and Roundtower. It wasn’t long before Roundtower took it upon himself to teach Brisbane the proper use of weapons. It had been a crash course, for Roundtower had wanted to leave for Farchrist Castle before the first snows came. But this was just as well, for Brisbane proved to be a fast learner.

Brisbane quickly picked up all the lessons Roundtower gave him and it wasn’t long before the two were seen parrying expertly with each other in the yard behind their cabin, the steel of their swords clanking loudly against each other. Brisbane did not use Angelika in these lessons, Roundtower had insisted upon that. A true Knight had to learn to fight without the aid of enchantment. Roundtower did not want Brisbane to be unprepared when Angelika decided to leave him and, besides, he would be able to use Angelika even better if his skill with a normal sword increased.

But it wasn’t just the sword that Brisbane set out to master. Roundtower showed him the proper use of a myriad of other weapons as well. The battle axe, the spear, the pole-arm, the dagger, even the mace. Brisbane quickly caught on to the strategies needed to effectively wield all of them. He even received training in the use of the bow and arrow, and eventually could hit a bullseye at fifty paces.

But of all the weapons Brisbane practiced with, it was the sword with which he showed the most promise. His skill with the blade was easily twice as great as his skill with any other weapon, and it was by far his favorite. It was the weapon of the Knight, combining infinite degrees of finesse with the brute force needed to overcome opponents. Late at night, after, a day of practicing with Roundtower, Brisbane would reach under his bed and pull out the wool blanket in which he had wrapped Angelika. He would uncover her with reverence, marveling at her naked pale green blade as he ran through his training exercises with her, spinning and flashing her against and around invisible opponents.

It wasn’t long before Angelika began to talk to him during these midnight disciplines, her deep and seductive voice breathing in his mind like a lover. She sang praises to him, telling him of all the evil they would destroy together, of all the good they would do for Grecolus.

And Brisbane found himself buying into it, letting Angelika sing his praises, and relishing in the music. He wanted to set out and adventure with her, to see what kind of legend he could fashion for himself. He began to anticipate the spring, when they would set out on their trek up the Mystic to find the forgotten temple.

Roundtower left for Farchrist Castle on the morning of the first frost. He had purchased a horse from the Queensburg stables for the journey and he stood beside it as all the companions gathered to wish him well. He was dressed in his chainmail and heavy furs to ward off the chills, his plumed helmet perched atop his head and his decorated shield strapped tightly to the saddle.

They stood in a line to see the warrior off, and Roundtower walked by each of them, stopping to say a few heartfelt words.

Dantrius was first, more to get him out of the way than anything else, Brisbane thought. Even though Roundtower had been one of the main forces that had led to the transformation of Dantrius, since that time, the mage and the warrior had not gotten along at all.

There were just fundamental philosophic differences between the two men that could not be bridged. Roundtower, as a rule, was against wizards in the first place, and whereas with Roystnof there had been a friendship bonded through years of association, no such situation existed for Dantrius. Roundtower considered the mage a devoted servant of evil, and if they had met under different circumstances, Roundtower might have tried to kill him.

Equally, Dantrius held Roundtower’s entire chosen way of life in contempt, the mindless devotion to an unseen god, the self-sacrificing attitude; it was all foreign and somehow obscene to Dantrius. There were no tears shed when these two stiffly said goodbye and good riddance to each other.

Next, Roundtower moved on to Roystnof. He extended a hand and Roystnof shook it firmly.

“Well,” Roundtower said. “This is goodbye.”

“For a time, Ignatius,” Roystnof said. “For a time. I believe our paths will cross again.”

Roundtower smiled. “I hope they do.”

“Good luck with your dream,” Roystnof said. “You will make a fine Knight.”

“Thank you, Roystnof,” Roundtower said. “Thanks, for everything.”

Roystnof nodded and Roundtower moved down the line to Shortwhiskers.

“Next May I expect to see your name tacked on the wall of whatever tavern I happen to be in,” Shortwhiskers said. “I expect to see your name on the list of men chosen as Squires to the Knights of Farchrist.”

Roundtower laughed as he pumped the dwarf’s hand up and down. “I hope that tavern is somewhere in the kingdom, Nog. You watch out for these guys while I’m gone, you hear?”

“No problem,” Shortwhiskers said. “Don’t you worry about anything, except getting the name ‘Sir Ignatius Roundtower’ on a second list three years after the first one.”

Roundtower laughed again, patted the dwarf soundly on the back, and moved down to stand in front of Brisbane.

“Well, Gil,” he said. “We only met a short time ago but I think I may miss you the most of all.”

Brisbane felt choked up. “I will miss you too, Ignatius.”

Roundtower embraced him. Brisbane could feel the warrior’s cold chainmail against his body and it gave him a chill.

“May Grecolus always be with you,” Roundtower whispered into Brisbane’s ear. “And take care of Angelika. Keep her close to your heart and you won’t go wrong.”

Roundtower broke the embrace and took a step back. Brisbane was at a loss for words. The two men locked eyes for a moment longer and then Roundtower turned to the group and addressed them as such.

“Well, this is my farewell, then,” he said as he climbed aboard his horse and settled into the saddle. The beast snorted out puffs of fog in the crisp morning air. “Wish me luck,” Roundtower shouted as he dug his heels into the horse’s flanks and moved off.

Brisbane waved with the others, watching Roundtower ride off into the distance, away from their cabin and away from Queensburg. “Good luck, Ignatius,” he mumbled to himself as he wondered if he would ever see the warrior again. Brisbane watched until Roundtower’s form passed behind a hill and out of sight. When he turned back, Shortwhiskers was still standing by his side. Roystnof and Dantrius had already gone back into the cabin.

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This post appeared on Eric Lanke's blog, an association executive and author. You can contact him at eric.lanke@gmail.com.


Monday, March 31, 2025

It Can’t Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis

I have to admit, I was disappointed with this one. The illumination that usually accompanies Lewis’s novels is frustratingly absent from this one. Things here just kind of happen. And their implausibility make for a frustrating read.

The Introduction by Michael Meyer summarizes the problem well.

Unfortunately, his writing displays the haste in which he wrote -- and so do the book’s reviews. R. P. Blackmur laments that “there is hardly a literary question that it does not fail to raise and there is hardly a rule for the good conduct of novels that it does not break” (Nation, October 1935). Despite the many reviewers who complained about the novel’s loose melodramatic plot, flat and even corny characters, weak cliched dialogue, padded political discourse, awkward sentimentality, and heavy-handed satire and irony, many also judged the book to be a timely caveat and applauded its propagandistic value against fascism.

I found the work to be all of these things. Fatally unserious, to my way of thinking, until, suddenly, it becomes deadly serious. As my old creative writing teacher used to say, none of that is earned.

Famously written during the time of rising fascism in the 1930s, it is about full-throated fascism taking over America during that same time period. In this fictionalized counter-history, there are many early signs of American fascism -- as there actually were in the 1930s and 1940s -- the patriots of the America First movement, with their charismatic leader and their purity tests and a collection of semi-organized brownshirt militias ready to enforce them extralegally. But when their leader, U.S. Senator Berzelius "Buzz" Windrip, wins the presidential election, the remaining dominos fall in rapid succession.

Solemnly, for once looking a little awed, a little like a small-town boy on Broadway, Windrip took the oath, administered by the Chief Justice (who disliked him very much indeed) and, edging even closer to the microphone, squawked, “My fellow citizens, as President of the United States of America, I want to inform you that the real New Deal has started right this minute, and we’re all going to enjoy the manifold liberties to which our history entitles us -- and have a whale of a good time doing it! I thank you!”

That was his first act as President. His second was to take up residence in the White House, where he sat down in the East Room in his stocking feet and shouted at Lee Sarason, “This is what I’ve been planning to do now for six years! I bet this is what Lincoln used to do! Now let ‘em assassinate me!”

Aw shucks, Mr. Lewis, you shore seem to be lambasting those self-important small town folks like you do in all yore other novels, ain’t you? 

Except, this ain’t one of his other novels.

His third, in his role as Commander-in-Chief of the Army, was to order that the Minute Men be recognized as an unpaid but official auxiliary of the Regular Army, subject only to their own officers, to Buzz, and to High Marshall Sarason; and that rifles, bayonets, automatic pistols, and machine guns be instantly issued to them by government arsenals. That was at 4 P.M. Since 3 P.M., all over the country, bands of M.M.’s had been sitting gloating over pistols and guns, twitching with desire to seize them.

Fourth coup was a special message, next morning, to Congress (in session since January fourth, the third having been a Sunday), demanding the instant passage of a bill embodying Point Fifteen of his election platform -- that he should have complete control of legislation and execution, and the Supreme Court be rendered incapable of blocking anything that it might amuse him to do.

By Joint Resolution, with less than half an hour of debate, both houses of Congress rejected that demand before 3 P.M., on January twenty-first. Before six, the President had proclaimed that a state of martial law existed during the “present crisis,” and more than a hundred Congressmen had been arrested by Minute Men, on direct orders from the President. The Congressmen who were hot-headed enough to resist were cynically charged with “inciting to riot”; they who went quietly were not charged at all. It was blandly explained to the agitated press by Lee Sarason that these latter quiet lads had been so threatened by “irresponsible and seditious elements” that they were merely being safeguarded.

And things get violent from there, with riots, and concentration camps, and political murder. It all happens in too rapid succession. Maybe it felt like these things were possible in 1935, but none of it feels remotely possible, even speaking now, in another time of rising fascism.

Case in point:

None of the changes was so publicized as the Presidential mandate abruptly ending the separate existence of the different states, and dividing the whole country into eight “provinces” -- thus, asserted Windrip, economizing by reducing the number of governors and all other state officers and, asserted Windrip’s enemies, better enabling him to concentrate his private army and hold the country.

What? Really? The president abolished the states? By fiat? Yeah. Good luck with that.

The tale is told through the eyes of one Doremus Jessup, a newspaper editor who sees Windrip's fascist policies for what they are ahead of time and who becomes Windrip’s most ardent critics, despite the acquiescence of members of his own family. It is in this argument with his son, Lewis manages to place in Jessup’s mouth perhaps the best line in the entire novel.

“The only thing you ought to think of Windrip is that his gangsters murdered your fine brother-in-law! And plenty of other men just as good. Do you condone such murders?”

“No! Certainly not! How can you suggest such a thing, Dad! No one abhors violence more than I do. Still, you can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs---”

“Hell and damnation!”

“Why, Pater!”

“Don’t call me ‘Pater’! If I ever hear that ‘can’t make an omelet’ phrase again, I’ll start doing a little murder myself! It’s used to justify every atrocity under every despotism. Fascist or Nazi or Communist or American labor war. Omelet! Eggs! By God, sir, men’s souls and blood are not eggshells for tyrants to break!”

Men’s souls and blood are not eggshells for tyrants to break. I just wish such a line was in a novel that took itself seriously. It would have likely had much more resonance there. As would this other wonderful lesson:

“More and more, as I think about history,” he pondered, “I am convinced that everything that is worth while in the world has been accomplished by the free, inquiring, critical spirit, and that the preservation of this spirit is more important than any social system whatsoever. But the men of ritual and the men of barbarism are capable of shutting up the men of science and of silencing them forever.”

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This post appeared on Eric Lanke's blog, an association executive and author. You can contact him at eric.lanke@gmail.com.

Monday, March 24, 2025

Secrecy by Daniel Patrick Moynihan

This post was originally published on a now-retired blog that I maintained from roughly 2005 to 2013. As a result, there may be some references that seem out of date. 

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An interesting little read that explains the culture of secrecy that has permeated the U.S. government since World War I and blames it for a lot that has gone wrong with our foreign policy over the years. 

The most damning accusation is the misguided path administration after administration took trying to beat the Soviets during the Cold War that ballooned deficits and obscenely increased the number of nuclear weapons that must now be disarmed or otherwise dealt with, all based on faulty information provided by “experts” about how the Soviet economy was growing by leaps and bounds over the American and about the need for America to speed up to eliminate the predicted “missile gap.”

The information was dead wrong, 180 degrees wrong, but nobody dared question it and nobody could double check it because all the sources were classified.

Moynihan argues that a society in which nearly everything is open is much better able to deal with reality because it provides itself with discussion and debate on the real issues, not the worried imaginings of what the government is keeping secret.

As Moynihan says, a government that hoards secrets breeds a society that hoards conspiracies, and that, at least, seems like a pretty accurate description of the times we live in.

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This post appeared on Eric Lanke's blog, an association executive and author. You can contact him at eric.lanke@gmail.com.

Monday, March 17, 2025

CHAPTER ELEVEN

FARCHRIST TALES
BOOK ONE:
STONE TO FLESH

Only the dwarven ambassador and the high priestess of Grecolus returned to King Gregorovich Farchrist II from Dragon’s Peak. Upon their arrival at Farchrist Castle, they were quickly given a private audience with the King, where it was their sad duty to report that both the heir to the Farchrist throne and the Captain of the Farchrist Knights had been killed in battle with the evil dragon Dalanmire. The King wept openly at the delivery of this news and was unable to compose himself for many minutes. When he finally had himself under some measure of control, the dwarven ambassador informed him that because of his insolent disobedience, Dalanmire had demanded that the dragon tax be tripled.

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They started back for Queensburg at dawn. They had spent a quiet night at the campsite outside the wall of the oasis and all had awakened refreshed and ready to travel.

They started their march north in a group, but as the day wore on, they found themselves separating into three distinct communities, each far enough away from the others so no conversation could be overheard from group to group. Roystnof and Dantrius walked ahead of them all, followed by the solitary Roundtower, and finally the pairing of Brisbane and Shortwhiskers.

The two wizards seemed embroiled in a debate of their own. Earlier, when they had been close enough for Brisbane to hear what they were saying, they had been talking about magic. Brisbane was sure that was normal—people of similar professions often had much to talk about that others could not understand—but Brisbane did not like the way Dantrius had occupied Roystnof’s entire attention since his transformation. Part of it was childish jealousy, Brisbane knew. He had always been Roystnof’s confidant and he did not want to see another take that position, especially someone he disliked so. But there was also more to it than that.

Brisbane had thought a lot about what Shortwhiskers had said about the chickens, the farmer, and the weasel, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that perhaps Dantrius was just a bigger weasel as Shortwhiskers had tried to imply. He seemed to have sneaked his way into their little group without anyone really asking him to. He was physically frail, but he seemed to treat everyone like an inferior, or worse, like bumbling children. Brisbane did not want to wonder what might happen to their party if Dantrius continued to travel with them. He hoped they would turn him loose on the streets of Queensburg and never see him again.

Roundtower walked alone in some kind of trance and, as Brisbane turned his gaze upon the warrior, he supposed Roundtower was thinking about the path his life was taking. As far as Brisbane knew, Roundtower still planned to leave for Farchrist Castle and to try to become a Knight. As Roundtower had said before, there was no longer anything to hold him back. The experience with the basilisk had convinced him he was on the wrong path, and his magical blade, which no self-respecting or Grecolus-fearing Knight would carry, had been safely transferred to Brisbane. It had always been Roundtower’s dream to become a Knight of Farchrist, and now Brisbane presumed he would allow himself the freedom to follow it.

Brisbane would miss him. In the short time he had known Ignatius Roundtower, Brisbane had grown to like him. He felt strangely attached to the older man and realized that, in effect, he would be taking Roundtower’s place in the party. He hoped Roundtower approved of such a replacement.

At last, Brisbane turned to Shortwhiskers. The dwarf had been quiet all morning, but Brisbane felt he had just been waiting for the right moment to start talking. Now, Shortwhiskers looked around at the others, all far enough away not to hear whatever it was the dwarf might say.

“Where was I?” Shortwhiskers asked.

Brisbane knew what he meant. “The king wanted the dwarves to guide an armed party through the Crimson Mountains…”

“…and across the Desert of Despair to Dragon’s Peak,” Shortwhiskers continued, “where this party would destroy the dragon Dalanmire. It was a fool’s mission from the beginning, but nothing could dissuade the King from his plan. It was a goal he had set his sights on from the time he had been a child. It was probably the main reason the Order of Farchrist Knights was founded in the first place. Everyone argued against it. I argued against it and, at first, even your grandfather argued against it. But out of everyone, the man who argued against it the most was the King’s chief advisor, a man named Illzeezad Dantrius.”

Brisbane looked up at Dantrius at the mention of his name. He was still deep in conversation with Roystnof. Brisbane had trouble believing that this could be the same man of whom Shortwhiskers spoke. That man had been alive in the time of Brisbane’s grandfather. If the man talking to Roystnof really was the same man, he would have had to have spent an impossible number of years as a statue in that forgotten garden. Brisbane thought again of how Dantrius’ reawakening had compared to Roundtower’s and he found himself hating the man all over again.

“It was a good argument that Dantrius made,” Shortwhiskers went on. “But it seemed to me like he was making it for all the wrong reasons. There has always been something odd about Illzeezad Dantrius, something that has always made me distrust him and wonder about the secrets he must be hiding. It was something I could never put my finger on, but it has always been there. He argued not to send Gregorovich the Third and your grandfather to Dragon’s Peak, true, but unlike all the rest of us who argued against it, I don’t think Dantrius cared one bit about the incredible danger the mission would force upon the Knights and the entire kingdom. It seemed to me that Dantrius was more concerned about the small danger the mission would have placed upon Dalanmire.”

Brisbane looked at Shortwhiskers with a confused stare. He too had noticed something odd about Dantrius, something unexplainable that tainted everything he did with suspicion, but Brisbane still was not sure what the dwarf meant by his last remark.

“It was a thought I could not have articulated at the time,” Shortwhiskers said. “Before we left I only knew that I didn’t trust anything that Dantrius said or did. It wasn’t until we got to Dragon’s Peak and I saw Dalanmire that I began to put things together.”

For perhaps the first time it hit Brisbane was his friend, Nog Shortwhiskers, had actually been inside Dalanmire’s cave—and that he had lived to tell the tale. In fact, he and a past high priestess of the Royal Temple of Grecolus (whoever that had been) were the only two people in the history of the world who had ever done that. Sir Gregorovich Farchrist III and Brisbane’s own grandfather—the greatest Knights of their and perhaps of all time—had gone there and had been killed by the dragon. But little Nog Shortwhiskers and some mysterious woman had been allowed to survive.

“What is he like?” Brisbane asked.

“Who?” Shortwhiskers said.

“Dalanmire.”

“Like nothing you could ever imagine, Gil. Cold. Calculating. Completely evil. His body is the size of a castle and his wings could shade an entire village. His scales are so blue they are almost black and his voice—his voice would drive the righteous insane.”

“He talks?” Brisbane was surprised.

“Oh yes,” Shortwhiskers said. “He talks. I pray no one ever has to hear his voice again. When he spoke to me, when he called me by my given name, it felt like my bones had shrunk inside my body.”

Shortwhiskers was silent for a few seconds as he looked up into the sky and absently rubbed his beard. Brisbane waited patiently as the dwarf reflected on the experience.

“Where was I?” Shortwhiskers said finally.

“It wasn’t until you got to Dragon’s Peak and saw Dalanmire that you began to put things together.”

Shortwhiskers nodded. “It was something the dragon said as he met your grandfather and the Prince. He said he was unhappy to see our party there because it meant that someone wasn’t doing his job. It didn’t seem like much at the time, but it struck me kind of funny. I thought about it later and the answer just clicked in my head. It wasn’t a logical deduction by any stretch of the imagination. It just came to me. But all the same, I knew it was true. The way it felt, it just couldn’t be anything else.”

Shortwhiskers pointed. “That man, Illzeezad Dantrius, chief advisor to King Gregorovich Farchrist the Second, had made some sort of deal with Dalanmire. He was working for the dragon in some way, spying on the King’s court and keeping the King from trying to do Dalanmire in. I was sure of it then and I am still sure of it now. Although I have never uncovered any proof that ties Dantrius to Dalanmire, as far as I’m concerned, he is forever under the control of the dragon.”

“What do you think he was doing in that garden?” Brisbane asked.

“I don’t know,” Shortwhiskers said. “It wouldn’t surprise me if he had something to do with that demon you killed. You saw the pentagram. Somebody conjured it up.”

Brisbane remembered the bloody circled five-pointed star on the wall of the shrine and thought absently of the silver pendant he wore around his neck. It had always been the symbol of wizards and magic. Otis’ teachings had told him it was the mark of Damaleous and was used to conjure demons from the Nine Hells, but Roystnof said that kind of magic could be done without the pentagram and that the demons conjured came not from the Nine Hells but from the caster’s own nightmares.

“I don’t know,” Shortwhiskers said again. “I would just feel better about the whole situation if Dantrius was still a pillar of sour granite in that forgotten garden.”

Brisbane looked up ahead at Dantrius. He wondered how a man could be in league with a dragon, especially one as diabolical as Dalanmire.

“Nog,” he said. “How did you escape from Dalanmire’s cave?”

Shortwhiskers nodded, as if he had been expecting the question. “You mean,” he said, “why am I alive and your grandfather dead?”

Brisbane looked hurt at the accusation.

“No, Gil,” the dwarf said quickly. “I don’t think you harbor such sentiments. And even if you did, I wouldn’t hold it against you. There’s no real reason for why I survived and your grandfather did not. It’s not because I was somehow a better man than he, which I wasn’t and don’t think I ever could be. I’m alive today because I am who I am and your grandfather was who he was.”

“What does that mean?” Brisbane asked.

“Your grandfather was a symbol of the resistance against Dalanmire. The dragon said so much himself. From the standpoint of defending himself against attackers, Dalanmire had every right to take your grandfather’s life. He ended it and the resistance in one swoop. I, however, was only their guide. I was against the mission from the start and entered unarmed into Dragon’s Peak. I had no intention of acting for or against the dragon. I was just there to see how things turned out.”

Shortwhiskers paused. “Besides,” he said sarcastically, “Dalanmire needed someone to go back and tell the King to triple the dragon tax.”

“What about the high priestess you spoke of?”

“What about her?” Shortwhiskers asked.

“Dalanmire spared her life, too, didn’t he? Did he want her to serve as his messenger, too?”

Shortwhiskers shook his head slowly. When he spoke, he spoke distantly, almost as if he was no longer walking next to Brisbane but was back inside Dalanmire’s cave in Farchrist Year Sixty-Two.

“The high priestess did not enter Dalanmire’s lair. She stayed at our camp on the south face of Dragon’s Peak. Dalanmire may not have even known she was there.”

Brisbane did not understand the significance of the dwarf’s words. “So Dalanmire just let you go, then?”

Shortwhiskers snorted, snapping back into the present day. “Not quite, Gil. You see, Dalanmire, apart from being a gigantic winged lizard, is also a sorcerer, and can work magic darker than any our friend Roystnof or even that Dantrius have ever dreamed of. I didn’t know why he did it, and I guess I still don’t. Whether it was to teach me a lesson or just because he felt like it, I never found out, but Dalanmire put a curse on me before I was allowed to leave his cave.”

“What did he do?” Brisbane asked.

Shortwhiskers did not answer Brisbane’s question. “Dwarves love their beards, Gil. You have to understand that. To a dwarf, a long beard is a symbol. It is a symbol of his masculinity, of his strength, and of his skill in his chosen profession. A dwarf without a long beard is not a dwarf and can never be regarded as such among any dwarven community. Perhaps it is a bit silly, but that is the way things are.”

Shortwhiskers paused again.

Brisbane said nothing.

“After Dalanmire had killed the two Knights,” Shortwhiskers said, “their shattered bodies laying crumpled at his taloned feet, he looked up at me, standing on the platform that was the entrance to his cave, and said five words. He said, ‘Dwarf, I name thee Shortwhiskers.’ And in that moment, for the first time since the days of my childhood, my face became smooth and clean of any trace of hair.

“It has been forty-two years since Dalanmire said those five words to me, time enough for a dwarf to grow a beard yards long if he wished, and in all that time, this moss is all the fruit my face had yielded.”

Brisbane could say nothing. Shortwhiskers had obviously been hurt by the dragon’s actions and, if facial hair was half was important to dwarven society as Shortwhiskers had said it was, Brisbane could easily understand why. This then was why Shortwhiskers had abandoned his political past and had fallen to freebooting and adventure. He was an outcast, rejected from his own community because of a dragon’s curse. Brisbane felt sorry for his friend, but still he felt like he couldn’t, could never, really understand the extent of the dwarf’s sorrow. Brisbane’s life must seem like a happy daydream compared to Shortwhiskers’.

“That’s enough, Gil,” Shortwhiskers said in a quiet voice. “I’ve about talked myself out.”

Brisbane nodded. “I understand,” he said and slowly dropped back to give the dwarf some time alone with his thoughts.

The day was nearing its end and the little group from the forgotten garden would be reaching the outskirts of Queensburg shortly. Behind everyone, Brisbane could see the backs of all the others as he marched along in the haze of sunset.

Closest was Nog Shortwhiskers, who he had just learned had been named by the dragon Dalanmire on the day the monster had killed Brisbane’s grandfather. Brisbane had thought about asking the dwarf what his given name had been, but thought better of it now. He had never heard anyone else use it and he imagined it must be a touchy subject with the dwarf. Dalanmire had named him Shortwhiskers and Brisbane supposed he would remain Shortwhiskers until he died.

Farther up ahead, still walking by himself, was Ignatius Roundtower, warrior and, if his own plans worked out, Knight-to-be. Brisbane felt a certain affinity for the man and wondered if ten years from now he would be anything like him. The faith of Grecolus was strong within Roundtower and he had lived by only that faith and his magic sword for years. But now Brisbane had Angelika and Roundtower was going off to a place where his faith was all that was needed or desired. It was a dream of Brisbane’s as well, not necessarily to become a Knight, but to live by a code of ethics that was personally understandable and unbreachable. Brisbane seriously doubted, however, that he would ever find such contentment.

Still farther up ahead, still deep in conversation with Roystnof, was the newcomer, Illzeezad Dantrius. The man was hopelessly tainted in Brisbane’s view, not only because of what Shortwhiskers had said about him, but because of Brisbane’s own personal observations. Dantrius was like a weasel, sneaking into the hen house that was their small circle of friends. And weasels only did that to steal eggs or kill chickens. Brisbane did not want to think about what Dantrius might do if he was given too much freedom. Roystnof seemed to like him, but the wizard did not know what Shortwhiskers did.

And finally there was Roystnof, the man Brisbane had known as Roy Stonerow for six years. But more than the wizard’s name had changed in the last week or so. Brisbane had seen a side of his friend he had never seen before. Roy Stonerow had also been like an older brother to him, someone who Brisbane could go to with anything that troubled him without fear of misunderstanding or rejection. But now Roy Stonerow was Roystnof, a traveling wizard who lived by his magic and faced peril beyond reason. Perhaps this was the kind of life Roystnof had wanted for Brisbane, and that was why he had begun to teach Brisbane magic. But Brisbane now knew that could never be. He hoped Roystnof did not hold it against him, even though he knew their relationship could never be the same. Brisbane was still Roystnof’s friend, but he was no longer his apprentice.

These were the thoughts that ran through Brisbane’s mind as he topped the last hill and saw the lights and buildings of Queensburg in the distance. A cold breeze came off the Sea of Darkmarine and made Brisbane pause to look at the scene around him. Behind him were the Windcrest Hills, rolling until they met the southern arm of the Crimson Mountains. Queensburg lay at his feet, and beyond that he could see the dark clumps of the Shadowhorn Forest. His friends had already reached the bottom of the hill when Shortwhiskers turned around and, seeing Brisbane had fallen behind, stopped.

“Gil,” he called, his voice bringing the others to a stop. “What’s the matter?”

Brisbane looked up into the sky. Grecolum was setting and was just past full. The stars were twinkling brightly. Brisbane couldn’t help wondering to himself how long the stars had been there and for how much longer they would shine.

“Gil?” Roystnof called, concern in his voice.

“I’m coming,” Brisbane said and he hurried down the hill.

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FARCHRIST TALES
END OF BOOK ONE

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This post appeared on Eric Lanke's blog, an association executive and author. You can contact him at eric.lanke@gmail.com.


Monday, March 10, 2025

Rum Punch by Elmore Leonard

This is the novel on which the film Jackie Brown is based. 

That’s probably why I picked it up at some long forgotten used book sale at the local library.

I don’t have anything else to say about it.

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Monday, March 3, 2025

Hannibal by Ross Leckie

This post was originally published on a now-retired blog that I maintained from roughly 2005 to 2013. As a result, there may be some references that seem out of date. 

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This is a historical novel written from the point of view of Hannibal, the Carthaginian general who took elephants and an army across the Alps in the wintertime in an attempt to conquer Rome.

It was a good read.

One of the things that comes out quite starkly in the book is how violent and perverse the society of the powerful in Hannibal’s time was.

Hannibal himself had had enough people impaled in order to know how to do it so the person would die slowly or die quickly.

Hannibal’s father had given his 14-year-old daughter away in a political marriage, only to have her die of an infection caused by her husband stuffing her vagina full of ripe plums to provide a more sensuous cavity for his penis.

Crucifixion was a regular punishment for cowardice or failure in battle and prisoners were routinely beheaded or buried alive.

After the Battle of Cannae in 216 B.C., in which Hannibal wiped out an entire Roman army by allowing his line to bend in on itself, creating a concave pocket in which to trap his opponents with his cavalry, Hannibal had the hands cut off all the Roman corpses and sent back to Rome to show them the damage he had done. When the hands of the dead did not add up to a full legion, he had an appropriate number cut from the living prisoners to round out the group, and then forced the mutilated men to haul the tribute back to Rome themselves.

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This post appeared on Eric Lanke's blog, an association executive and author. You can contact him at eric.lanke@gmail.com.